There's been a lot of noise lately surrounding a certain two-year-old celebrity child's hair. With words like "nappy" and "unkempt" being thrown around, Beyonce and Jay Z have found their little Blue Ivy Carter facing a level of scrutiny quite surreal for a toddler. Already, audiences have taken to calling Bey and Jay out on their parenting choices, even going so far as to start a petition on Change.org to, "Comb Her Hair."
Despite the Ivy-meltdown that's erupted across Facebook news-feeds and Instagram streams throughout the world, something [ok, everything] about this story screams, "non-issue" to us. To be honest, we don't really care what this child's hair looks like. Here's six reasons why she probably doesn't either: